Just a lil Strange (princess_skye) wrote,
Just a lil Strange

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a couple of funnys

Five tips for women every where!!

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Friends and Homies
the difference between FRIENDS and HOMIES....

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
HOMIES: are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
HOMIES: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
HOMIES: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
HOMIES: cry with you

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
HOMIES: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
HOMIES: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
HOMIES: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
HOMIES: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
HOMIES: Will knock them the fuck out

FRIENDS: Tell you what you want to hear
HOMIES: Tell you what really happened because you deserve to know the truth. Even if it hurts!
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